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Tips on Growing Old 1) Enjoy each day to the fullest...you are one year closer to the end. 2) Get acquainted with the WonderBra...that way your boobs at least look like they are where they are supposed to belong. 3) Don't let it bother you that the clothes you wore as a teen are back in fashion again as "retro mod"...but now you are considered too old to wear them. 4) Don't go to the doctor's thinking you are in pretty good shape for someone your age...he'll make you feel ancient without ever saying anything, you are probably graduated from high school before he was born. 5) Always remember to have your story straight ahead of time as to why your stiff and sore in the morning...you should have remembered last night that you are not as young and agile anymore...of course, no one would believe that anyone your age would ever do anything like that anyway. 6) There is nothing wrong with picking being taken out to a fancy dinner instead of a night of passion...since people of your great age get the same afterglow after the heartburn quits and you didn't have to wash up afterwards (the kitchen). 7) Don't get upset when a sales person calls you "Ma'am"...they could have asked if you wanted a Senior Citizens discount. 8) Don't let the hairdresser upset you when she asks for a photo of you when you were younger...so she can see what color your hair used to be so she can "cover the grey". 9) Don't get upset when you go to a cosmetic counter for a makeover and the salesclerk calls the supervisor over because she doesn't know where to begin...and the supervisor just throws up her hands and shakes her head. There are more, but since people your age eyes are going and your hearing isn't what it used to be (better check to see if anyone was calling you) and you are probably having trouble holding this this long, better go get the BenGay for that arthritis. Just remember that these are the BEST years of your life! by: Randi Hazelton Beasley 1999 |
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