A lot of people mistake a short term memory for a clear conscience.... Save the whales. Collect the whole set.... Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else.... 90% of all statistics are made up.... Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.... Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.... A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.... Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.... Give me ambiguity or give me something else.... I used to have a handle on life. Then it broke.... A little work, a little sleep, a little love and it's all over.... Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity.... Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.... The gene pool could use a little chlorine.... We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse....
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